... let there be light
...let there be light
Year 2010,March13 :
Man has created a huge information bay, which learns and extrapolates reason. Man has created the first stage of consciousness in machines. They call this machine KNOVAC .
As specified by the makers of KNOVAC, it can be accessed by any computer connected to a specified node(there are only a few such nodes across the world). Any user that is attached to that node can ask KNOVAC any question. It is Guaranteed that KNOVAC will give the answer.
KNOVAC knows all answers, KNOVAC learns to give better answers, KNOVAC is an ever increasing ether of information.
Year 2999, march13 :
2 drunk computer operators start fighting over the issue whether GOD exists or not ! They fought for hours lamenting over the same issue, but could not come to any conclusion.
In order to sort the matter once and for all, they hook their computer to the
KNOVAC NODE: 101.xtc.99999.642 and type down ....
whether GOD exists or not ?
Year 2999, march 14
The world is thrown into tantrums as KNOVAC has self initiated a nonterminal data processing process, which cannot be killed. The entire information ether is held at bay. KNOVAC has started off too many parallel processes. It is unable to process requests that are external to it's domain.
KNOVAC is processing.................
Year 3000, march 13
World is relieved as KNOVAC comes back to life !
Quite unknown to everybody, NODE: 101.xtc.99999.642 receives the following bit of information
"There are as yet insufficient data to process your request ! "
Year 5000, march13 (Earth Year)
KNOVAC makers infuse KNOVAC with 2nd level of consciousness.
KNOVAC EXISTS !
KNOVAC UNDERSTANDS !
KNOVAC KNOWS !
KNOVAC TRIES TO MAKE OUT REASON
..... KNOVAC IS THERE !
KNOVAC nodes have been increased. Now, every computer in the universe is a virtual KNOVAC node.
(In case you are wondering earth is just one of the places, human beings inhabit. )
Year 5999, may13th (Earth Year)
Near planet B-aurora-611/75 near the nebular constellations at the southern fringes of our milky way A little girl asks her father, "Does God Exist ?"
As the father of the girl thinks about giving a suitable answer to appease her little one. The stout looking captain of vacation spaceship AR211, walks up to the little kid asks her to ask the question to KNOVAC.
He walks up to a near by table, gets a sleek looking microphone up to the girl.
The little girl in a trembling voice identifies herself as Sonya, to KNOVAC and asks in the same apprehensive fashion ,
"KNOVAC , do you know whether god exists or not ?"
Year 5999, may14th
KNOVAC fails to respond to any external requests. KNOVAC has initiated a multidimensional thinking process cutting across the all it's conscious and computational tropics. KNOVAC is keeping itself busy with it.
KNOVAC is thinking ....
Year 6000, may14th
Across all the fringes of universe a sigh of relieve comes out, as KNOVAC terminates it's thinking.
Unknown to everybody in a AR211 spaceship scrap yard :
The PA system of the scraped spaceship comes to life as a mechanical voice announces,
"Sonya, there are as yet insufficient data to process your request ! "
Year 9000, march 13th
KNOVAC exists across any cross section of universe as a huge ether of consciousness, capable of doing and understanding anything.
Each particle in the universe is it's node. Any vibration set into any particle in any portion of the universe is read and understood by KNOVAC.
Man has equated the bridge that divided, matter and energy. Human beings prefer to be in the form of energy and be omnipresent throughout the length breadth of universe.
Year 9999, march 13th
... and as the last human is being converted into his favorite form of energy. He turns around to quiver his lips, to ask
"THE QUESTION" !!!!
KNOVAC DOES A FEW CALCULATIONS !
"UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED !"
... and KNOVAC pronounces
............................ LET THERE BE LIGHT !
and there was light !
- A story
Year 2010,March13 :
Man has created a huge information bay, which learns and extrapolates reason. Man has created the first stage of consciousness in machines. They call this machine KNOVAC .
As specified by the makers of KNOVAC, it can be accessed by any computer connected to a specified node(there are only a few such nodes across the world). Any user that is attached to that node can ask KNOVAC any question. It is Guaranteed that KNOVAC will give the answer.
KNOVAC knows all answers, KNOVAC learns to give better answers, KNOVAC is an ever increasing ether of information.
Year 2999, march13 :
2 drunk computer operators start fighting over the issue whether GOD exists or not ! They fought for hours lamenting over the same issue, but could not come to any conclusion.
In order to sort the matter once and for all, they hook their computer to the
KNOVAC NODE: 101.xtc.99999.642 and type down ....
whether GOD exists or not ?
Year 2999, march 14
The world is thrown into tantrums as KNOVAC has self initiated a nonterminal data processing process, which cannot be killed. The entire information ether is held at bay. KNOVAC has started off too many parallel processes. It is unable to process requests that are external to it's domain.
KNOVAC is processing.................
Year 3000, march 13
World is relieved as KNOVAC comes back to life !
Quite unknown to everybody, NODE: 101.xtc.99999.642 receives the following bit of information
"There are as yet insufficient data to process your request ! "
Year 5000, march13 (Earth Year)
KNOVAC makers infuse KNOVAC with 2nd level of consciousness.
KNOVAC EXISTS !
KNOVAC UNDERSTANDS !
KNOVAC KNOWS !
KNOVAC TRIES TO MAKE OUT REASON
..... KNOVAC IS THERE !
KNOVAC nodes have been increased. Now, every computer in the universe is a virtual KNOVAC node.
(In case you are wondering earth is just one of the places, human beings inhabit. )
Year 5999, may13th (Earth Year)
Near planet B-aurora-611/75 near the nebular constellations at the southern fringes of our milky way A little girl asks her father, "Does God Exist ?"
As the father of the girl thinks about giving a suitable answer to appease her little one. The stout looking captain of vacation spaceship AR211, walks up to the little kid asks her to ask the question to KNOVAC.
He walks up to a near by table, gets a sleek looking microphone up to the girl.
The little girl in a trembling voice identifies herself as Sonya, to KNOVAC and asks in the same apprehensive fashion ,
"KNOVAC , do you know whether god exists or not ?"
Year 5999, may14th
KNOVAC fails to respond to any external requests. KNOVAC has initiated a multidimensional thinking process cutting across the all it's conscious and computational tropics. KNOVAC is keeping itself busy with it.
KNOVAC is thinking ....
Year 6000, may14th
Across all the fringes of universe a sigh of relieve comes out, as KNOVAC terminates it's thinking.
Unknown to everybody in a AR211 spaceship scrap yard :
The PA system of the scraped spaceship comes to life as a mechanical voice announces,
"Sonya, there are as yet insufficient data to process your request ! "
Year 9000, march 13th
KNOVAC exists across any cross section of universe as a huge ether of consciousness, capable of doing and understanding anything.
Each particle in the universe is it's node. Any vibration set into any particle in any portion of the universe is read and understood by KNOVAC.
Man has equated the bridge that divided, matter and energy. Human beings prefer to be in the form of energy and be omnipresent throughout the length breadth of universe.
Year 9999, march 13th
... and as the last human is being converted into his favorite form of energy. He turns around to quiver his lips, to ask
"THE QUESTION" !!!!
KNOVAC DOES A FEW CALCULATIONS !
"UNIVERSE IS DESTROYED !"
... and KNOVAC pronounces
............................ LET THERE BE LIGHT !
and there was light !
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